{"id":1620,"date":"2010-05-20T23:30:30","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T03:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2010-05-20T23:30:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T03:30:30","slug":"he-doesnt-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/he-doesnt-knock\/","title":{"rendered":"He doesn&#8217;t knock.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1621\" title=\"gilbert\" src=\"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gilbert.jpg\" alt=\"gilbert\" width=\"470\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gilbert.jpg 470w, https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gilbert-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><br \/>Instead, he scales the screen door and makes himself look as pathetic as possible until a pitiful fool, such as myself, lets him in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead, he scales the screen door and makes himself look as pathetic as possible until a pitiful fool, such as myself, lets him in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1621,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inspiration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1622,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions\/1622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ruralpearl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}